I Took A Vow Of Political Celibacy.

Our First Thought Is Always For Those On Life's First Rung, And How We Might Increase Their Chances Of Climbing.

Our Main Task Is Not To See That People Of Great Wealth Add To It, But That Those Without Much Money Have A Greater Chance To Earn Some.

The Public Is Increasingly Disgusted With A Steady Diet Of Defamation, And Prepared To Reward Those Who Refrain From It.

We Say That Anytime Budgets Are Balanced And An Ample Savings Account Has Been Set Aside, Government Should Just Stop Collecting Taxes. Better To Leave That Money In The Pockets Of Those Who Earned It, Than To Let It Burn A Hole, As It Always Does, In The Pockets Of Government

So Tonight I Propose One More Step That I Would Rather Not Propose. I Ask The Most Fortunate Among Us, Those Citizens Earning Over $100,000 Per Year, For One Year, To Pay An Additional One Percent On The Income They Receive.