I Too Turned To Webster's Dictionary And

If Something Is Making Us Bored, We Should Probably Keep It Shorter.

I Remember My Dad Turning To Me - My Dad Loves To Turn To Me And Explain Why Things Are Funny. He Used To Do That With Seinfeld All The Time. He Did It With Colombo, Too, Set The Scene.

It’s Crazy. Since There Have Been Men And Women, There Have Been Funny Women... F**king Idiot-ass Men Keep Saying That Women Aren't Funny. It Makes Me Crazy. I Find It Disgusting And Offensive Every Time.

I'm A Comedian, And I Decided I Wanted To Be A Comedian When I Was Eight Years Old Watching Old Saturday Night Live Episodes. I Never Decided To Be A Rapper Because I'm Not A Rapper.

As Long As I Get To Be Doing What I Love, Which Is Making Comedy And That Kind Of Thing, I Feel Lucky That I Get To.