I Too Turned To Webster's Dictionary And

The Older You Get, The Funnier Fart Jokes Are.

It's Just Cool To Be Involved In Something That's That Big And Joyous And Meant To Make People Feel Happy.

I Didn't Realize How Much People Liked To Bash Snl Until I Was On. I've Always Just Liked It, And I've Always Watched It And Been Into It.

You Are Graduating From College. That Means That This Is The First Day Of The Last Day Of Your Life. No, That's Wrong. This Is The Last Day Of The First Day Of School. Nope, That's Worse. This Is A Day.

That Is A Strange Phenomenon, People Pretending To Be Other People.