I Thought That I'd Have A Briefcase-and-power-suit

I Love Stretching In The Morning. It's The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up Because Getting A Good Back-crack Is So Extremely Satiating. I Feel Taller When I Finally Stand.

I'd Like To Think, If I Was Ever In A Fight, I'd Win, Although I'd Probably Run In The Opposite Direction.

I've Always Enjoyed Doing Dishes. Maybe It Was The Fashionable Yellow Gloves That I Loved So Much. It's Weird, I Know, But I Find Cleaning Cathartic.

So Far, Vancouver Is My Favorite Relocation City. It Feels Like Home. Parts Of It Remind Me Of The East Coast. It's Very Clean. The Food Is Great. And The People Are Lovely. Not That I Didn't Love Working In Other Glamorous Locations Like Downey, Detroit, Cleveland Or Bulgaria... But, Damn, It Is Fun To Be Canadian.

I Have A Lot Of Twitter Rules. I Never Swear On Twitter, And If Anybody's Inappropriate, I Block Them. I Have Young Followers.