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My Idea With My Work Is Always To Fashion Something That's Impossible To Transpose Into Any Other Media.

I've Always Been Entranced With Theater.

When I Started, I Wanted To Be Thought Of As Tortured And Seductive, Not Funny, But Humor Tends To Be A Reflexive Part Of A Person's Sensibility. It's An Almost Impossible Thing To Teach Anyone, Which Leads Me To Believe That It's Intuitive.

I Think Of Memory As A Game, That Is As Something One Engages In With A Very Profound Kind Of "playfulness."

People Have No Idea How Much Work It Is For A Man To Produce An Ejaculation. You Have This Seminal Vesicle Churning Out This Fluid, The Prostate Gland Producing An Alkaline Solution. It's Like Having Five Iron Chefs In Your Crotch Working To Cook Up This Stuff.