I Think You're The Grumpy Kid In

To Me, Doors Fans Were Always The 16-year-old Idiots At Parties, Getting Stoned, And Talking About How Morrison's Lyrics Were Like Poetry... Like That Was A Deep Thought.

I Like To Do Little Obsessed Losers, Or People Who Are In Over Their Head, Or People Who Are Trying To Figure Stuff Out, Or Guys Whose Girlfriends Leave Them And They Don't Quite Get It. Guys Who Just Don't Quite Get It.

I Hate To Sound Like Julie The Cruise Director But It's People That I Think About All The Time.

I Got Involved In Improv Comedy. It Settled Me Down When I Was Getting Wild. I Was Sort Of An Evil Teenager Smashing Up My Cars And Drinking And Driving, Let's Just Say, A Lot.

I'm In A Rut Deep Enough To Hang Posters.