I Think You're The Grumpy Kid In

I Think You're The Grumpy Kid In The Hall, I'm The Nice Kid In The Hall.

I Got Involved In Improv Comedy. It Settled Me Down When I Was Getting Wild. I Was Sort Of An Evil Teenager Smashing Up My Cars And Drinking And Driving, Let's Just Say, A Lot.

I Think That's Why I Like Baseball. There's Something Great About It - You're Young, The Pitcher's Young And He's Got This Great Arm, And He Doesn't Really Realize Anything About Strategy.

I Like To Do Little Obsessed Losers, Or People Who Are In Over Their Head, Or People Who Are Trying To Figure Stuff Out, Or Guys Whose Girlfriends Leave Them And They Don't Quite Get It. Guys Who Just Don't Quite Get It.

I Hate To Sound Like Julie The Cruise Director But It's People That I Think About All The Time.