I Think What I've Learned Out Of

I Don't Read Books. I Like To Read Newspapers And Magazines, But I've Never Learnt To Enjoy Books Or Novels.

I've Paid For More Pianos In Hotel Lobbies Than You Can Imagine.

There's So Many Examples Of Just How Lucky We Are To Be Born Anywhere In This World That Is Free.

I Got Into Rock And Roll To Piss My Parents Off And The Establishment Around Me.

Girls Are Always Like, 'oh, You're Much Better-looking In Person Than In Pictures.' I'm Kinda Like, 'er, Thank You? I Think? As In, I'm Not As Ugly As You Thought?'