I Think We Have A Need To

A Reader Should Be Able To Identify A Column Without Its Byline Or Funny Little Picture On Top Purely By Look Or Feel, Or Its Turgidity Ratio.

To Be Accused Of 'channeling' Is To Be Dismissed As A Ventriloquist's Live Dummy, Derogated At Not Having A Mind Of One's Own.

Better To Be A Jerk That Knees Than A Knee That Jerks.

We Are All Environmentalists Now, But We Are Not All Planetists. An Environmentalist Realizes That Nature Has Its Pleasures And Deserves Respect. A Planetist Puts The Earth Ahead Of The Earthlings.

Took Me A While To Get To The Point Today, But That Is Because I Did Not Know What The Point Was When I Started.