I Think Vacations Are Mostly Completely Stupid.

You Know Why Fish Are So Thin? They Eat Fish.

There's Nothing More Fun Than Entertaining Kids.

I've Compiled A Book From The Internet. It's A Book Of Quotations Attributed To The Wrong People.

Magazines Are Another Medium I Love, Because 95% Is Simply Based On 'how The Hell Are We Going To Fill All This Blank Space?

Everybody In New York City Knows There's Way More Cars Than Parking Spaces. You See Cars Driving In New York All Hours Of The Night. Its Like Musical Chairs Except Everybody Sat Down Around 1964.