I Think The Word Is Adult!

Where I Get Bored Is When I Show Up For A Shoot And They Want Me To Wear A Feather Boa. Too Obvious A Thing For A Poof On The Telly To Do.

If It Was Possible For Me To Adopt, I Probably Would, But No One's Going To Let Me Adopt.

Those Years Between Drama School And Getting Onto The Stand-up Circuit Were Pretty Lean.

In My Experience The Difference Between A Straight And A Bisexual Is About Four Pints

I Don't Think Anyone Wants To Be Gay.