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Oregon Is Outflanking California As The Most Left Wing State In The Union.

If You're Gay, You're Gay. It's My Dennis Miller Theory Of Homosexuality Shot Through The Movie "boy And The Dolphin." If You're A 12-year-old Boy And You're Watching The Movie "boy And A Dolphin" And A 27-year-old Sofia Loren Crawls Up Out Of The Aegean Sea After Sponge Diving, She's Standing There In The Deck Of The Boat In A See-through Gauze Top, Rivulets Of Water Dripping Off Her Torso Onto The Deck Of The Boat. If You're A 12-year-old Boy And You're Watching That And You Still Want To Make It With The Captain Of The Boat, You're Gay. You Can't Fight That. So It Is What It Is.

I Would Decriminalize Marijuana, But You Step Out Of Your House High And You Bother Somebody Else In Any Way, Shape Or Form, I'm Going To Slap A Fine On You That's Going To Curl Your Hair!

As The Tree Is Bent, So It Will Grow.

We Live In An Age Where Truth Really Doesn't Matter Anymore.