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Nowas You All Know, This Week, Pope Benedict Told Vatican Radio—you Know, Vatican Radio, Playing The Hits From The 8th Century, 9th Century And Today—benedict Told Them He Was Going To Resign Because The Church Needs A Fresh, Young Face, Somewhere Other Than A Priest's Lap.

If I Thought The Lord Was Speaking To Me I'd Check Myself Into Bellevue, And I Think You Should Too.

Well, That's Exactly The Wrong Attitude. That Is Not The Attitude They Had In World War Ii. You're Attitude Is That Freedom Means You Can Do Whatever You Want Whenever You Want It. And That Sacrifice Is Somehow Un-american. [...] But The Idea That We Should Also Be Defensive About Our Flaws And Our Weaknesses And Our Vulnerabilities Is Ridiculous.

God Makes Trees, He Doesn't Write Books.

One Of The Advantages Of Atheism Is Takes So Little Of Your Time.