I Think The Fact That I Look

Hello God, If We Are Still On Speaking Terms, Can You Help Me?

My Husband Says I Look Like A Q-tip.

If I Could Get Their Attention Long Enough, I Felt They Would See Beneath The Boobs And Find The Heart, And That They Would See Beneath The Wig And Find The Brains. I Think One Big Part Of Whatever Appeal I Possess Is The Fact That I Look Totally One Way And That I Am Totally Another. I Look Artificial, But I'm Not.

My Husband Calls Me 'catfish.' He Says I'm All Mouth And No Brains.

Is Forever Longer Than Always?