I Think That Many Things That Go

I'm Constantly In Fear Of Having A Stroke.

Valentine's Day: The Holiday That Reminds You That If You Don't Have A Special Someone, You're Alone.

In My Lifetime, We've Gone From Eisenhower To George W. Bush. We've Gone From John F. Kennedy To Al Gore. If This Is Evolution, I Believe That In Twelve Years, We'll Be Voting For Plants.

The Last Person To Get Across That Town In Under Three Hours Was Yelling "the British Are Coming! The British Are Coming!"

Should I Eat This Or Should I Eat This? Well, I'll Have To Eat Both!