I Like Coffee Because It Gives Me

When From Behind Me, A Young Woman Of 25 Uttered The Following, It Was The Dumbest Thing I Have Ever Heard In My Life Until Dan Quayle Was Elected Vice President Of The United States. She Said, If It Weren't For My Horse, I Wouldn't Have Spent That Year In College.

I Was Broke Until I Was 40. Really Broke. I Could Get By, But I Had Nothing.

North Korea Is The Country That The Monkeys In The Wizard Of Oz Came From.

I Watch Some Cnn And A Lot Of Fox, Because It Helps Me Get Irritated.

Now, They Say That New Zealand Is Beautiful And I Do Not Know -- Because After 22 Hours On A Plane Any Landmass Would Be Beautiful.