I Think That All Creative People Are

I Did Not, Thank The Lord, Have To Have A Hysterectomy.

It Took Me Years To Eat A Lot Of Shellfish. I Was Probably 20 Years Old Before I Had Even Seen A Shrimp Cocktail. I Like Oysters, But Fried.

I Love Bald Men. Just Because You've Lost Your Fuzz Don't Mean You Ain't A Peach.

Everywhere I Go, The Kids Call Me 'the Book Lady.' The Older I Get, The More Appreciative I Seem To Be Of The 'book Lady' Title. It Makes Me Feel More Like A Legitimate Person, Not Just A Singer Or An Entertainer. But It Makes Me Feel Like I've Done Something Good With My Life And With My Success.

Nobody Can Ever Make Enough Money For As Many Poor Relatives As I've Got. Somebody's Got A Sick Kid, Or Somebody Needs An Operation, Somebody Ain't Got This, Somebody Ain't Got That. Or To Give The Kids All A Car When They Graduate.