I Think Stand-up Comedy Is This -

Oh. What If We Eat A Lot With People That Annoy The Hell Out Of Us?

Faith Is Something That's - It's Hard To Articulate. It's - There's - It's Not Based On Logic.

The Whole Idea Of Comedy, There Is Nothing Normal About Going Up On Stage To Make Strangers Laugh. But I'm Also Not An Exhibitionist Like Other Comics. I'm Not Up There Talking About Masturbating.

Comedians Rarely Have Writers, And If You Do It's Usually A Sign Of Laziness.

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