I Think Religion Is A Neurological Disorder.

We Do It All The Time, We Legislate Taste. We Do It With The Tax Code. Churches And Children Get A Tax Break, Because It's Assumed That We All Agree That We Want To Encourage Churches And Children. I Don't. I Don't. That's My Opinion. I Don't Want To Encourage Either Churches Or Children, And It's A Very Bad Idea To Put Them Together.

A New Cologne Is Coming Out. It's For Cowboys, And It's Made From Cow's Manure. That Way The Women Will Be On You Like Flies!

You're Not A Patriot Unless Even When You Lose, It's Still Your Country.

Remember, Guns Don't Kill People - Unless You Practice Real Hard.

Germs Do Not Have A Political Party.