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We Had A National Tragedy This Week, And The President Of The United States And Sarah Palin Both Made Speeches On The Same Day. Obama Came Out Against Lunatics With Guns, She Gave The Rebuttal.

Also, In The Category Of 'obvious But Still Shocking,' An Animal Called A 'killer Whale' Killed Someone Who Was Trying To Play With It. Now, No One Knows Exactly What Enraged The Whale, But Earlier In The Week, It Had Been Thrown Off A Flight By Southwest Airlines.

The Only Way For Mankind To Survive Is For Religion To Die.

You Know What Happens When Windmills Collapse Into The Sea? A Splash.

It's Very Hard Not To Be Condescending When You're Explaining Something To An Idiot.