I'm A Really Good Swimmer.

I Don't Really Have Aspirations To Be Tom Hanks.

Anyone Can Memorize Facts And Figures. The Real Way To Learn Anything Is To Go Out And Experience It. Let Your Curiosity Lead You.

I Put My Pants On Just Like The Rest Of You - One Leg At A Time. Except, Once My Pants Are On, I Make Gold Records.

You Know, When I'm Looking At These '08 Yachts That Are For Sale, I Think "i Could Have Just Walked In With A Briefcase Of Cash And Put It On The Table And Walked Out With A Yacht."

The Funny Guy Doesn't Get The Girl Until Later In Life. High School, College, Everyone Still Wants The Brooding, Dangerous Guy You Shouldn't Have.