I Think Pets Are Great. They're Better

People Look Back On Those Days Through A Thick Veil Of Nostalgia, But Life Was Hard If You Were Anything Other Than A Rich, Powerful White Male

I've Been Surrounded By Dogs My Whole Life. I Got A Golden Retriever A Year After I Was Born.

For Most People, The Authentic Things Are Relationships, Friends, And Family.

I've Always Been A Fan Of Advertising, I've Always Been A Fan Of Television, I've Loved Commercials, I've Loved All The Jingles, I Loved All The Stuff

I'm Not Gay, And I'm Not A Superhero.