I Think Pets Are Great. They're Better

Time Moves On. You Can't Go Back In Time. Everything Has A Consequence, And The Last Episode Of The Last Season Is No Exception.

I Remember Opening My Dad's Closet And There Were, Like, 40 Suits, Every Color Of The Rainbow, Plaid And Winter And Summer. He Had Two Jewelry Boxes Full Of Watches And Lighters And Cuff Links. And Just... He Was That Guy. He Was Probably Unfulfilled In His Life In Many Ways.

I've Gotten Away With A Lot In My Life. The Older You Get The More You Realize You're Not Getting Away With It, It's Taking Its Toll Somewhere. So You Try Not To Put Yourself In Those Situations. Part Of The Mysterious Process Called Growing Up. Some People Do That Better Than Others

I Played Winnie The Pooh In First Grade. I Was An Early Adopter Of Standing In Front Of People And Looking Like An Idiot.

I'm Not A Cheater. I've Never Cheated In My Life.