I Think People Tend To Feel Odd

The Senate Was Holding Hearings On Deceptive Sweepstakes Practices. These Companies Target The Elderly, Making Them Think They're Going To Get A Bunch Of Money, When In Reality They Never See Any Of It. The Most Popular Of These Scams Is Called Social Security.

I'm Just Another Guy Who Thinks He's Smarter Than He Is, In A Long Line Of Them.

The Mistake That People Make In Stand-up Is Thinking They're Profound Or They're Deep When There Are So Many People Who Have More Worthwhile Ways Of Phrasing Things.

It Was Tumultuous, It Was Crazy, But I Would Not Trade It For Anything.

I Love People, I Love Studying People More Than History. So Whatever Situation I See, Then I Look At, What Were The People Like, More Than History Itself.