I Think People Tend To Feel Odd

Marie Antoinette Was Funny, I'm Sure She Was Just Misinterpreted. You Know The 'let Them Eat Cake' Line. She Seems Like She Was Kind Of Funny, Like A Chelsea Handler Or Kathy Griffin Type.

I Don't Know Any Comedian Who Tailors His Act To His Audience. Maybe People Say They Do, But I Can't Even Imagine Them.

The Senate Was Holding Hearings On Deceptive Sweepstakes Practices. These Companies Target The Elderly, Making Them Think They're Going To Get A Bunch Of Money, When In Reality They Never See Any Of It. The Most Popular Of These Scams Is Called Social Security.

I'm Just Another Guy Who Thinks He's Smarter Than He Is, In A Long Line Of Them.

I'm Quietly Becoming New York's Premiere Actor. People Don't Understand. They Have Me Pigeon-holed As A Comedian.