I Think People Tend To Feel Odd

Everybody's Funny In Different Ways.

Stand-up Is Live, So I'm Used To Being Live For Most Of My Career. It's Interesting.

The Senate Was Holding Hearings On Deceptive Sweepstakes Practices. These Companies Target The Elderly, Making Them Think They're Going To Get A Bunch Of Money, When In Reality They Never See Any Of It. The Most Popular Of These Scams Is Called Social Security.

People Say History Was Written By The Winners. No, It Wasn't. It Was Written By The Bullies.

I Get The Impression The English Kings Were Witty, For Some Reason. I Feel Like All You Had Was Your Wit.