I Think People, For The Most Part,

I'm A Professional Comic. Whether You Think I'm Funny Or Not, That's, Again, Subjective.

I Do Not Want To Encourage Heckling And Outbreaks At All.

James Lipton: The Most Pompous Arrogant Failure In History.

I Know Dave [attel] And We're Friendly, And I Have Nothing But Respect For Him.

If You Want To Reinstate The 14.4 Billion Dollars That Bush Cut Out Of The Veterans Program Then Vote Democrat.