I Think People, For The Most Part,

I Went To A Bunch Of Marches In New York And Washington, And You Know I Believe In The Cause, But To March With Those People Takes A Lot Of Compromise On My End.

I Have A Few Business Ideas (that I'm Going To Advertise In High Times, Amongst Other Places), And One Of Them Is A Service In Which I Offer To Eat And Describe Pork To Kosher People.

If You Wanna Find Out 101 Things To Do With Plums, Heh, Read Your In-flight Magazine.

I Think I Could Have A Funnier, More Economic Sets. But That's The Comedy I Do. And I Understand If People Aren't Interested In It And Would Rather Listen To Someone Else. But I'll Never Understand The Anger People Have Toward Me.

I'm Finally Going To Be Able To Finally Criticize [hillary Clinton] Without Being Accused Of Being A Sexist - That Idea. I'm Not A Fan, I Don't Like Her, But You Can't Say Anything Without Being Accused Of Being A Sexist Pig, Which Is Unfair.