I Think My Legs Are A Strong

The Other Day I Got A Text From A Boy, But It Wasn't Hot. I Mean, If You're Going To Text Me Every Day, You Haven't Seen Me For Months And You're Trying To Seduce Me, You'd Better Spice Up That Text And Make It More Exciting Than 'how Was Your Day? I Hope You're Having A Beautiful One.' Sadly, I Haven't Been Doing A Lot Of Kissing Lately.

I Hate Going To Fashion Shows. I Find Them Boring.

I Am Most Proud Of My Integrity And Least Proud Of My Cynicism.

I Bought A Pair Of Birkenstocks Today - Let's Be Real. I Wanted A Chunky Sandal That Was Functional. That Should Tell You Where I Am At As Far As Fashion.

Even Having To Do The Amount Of Press That I Have To Do Is Dreadful And Gives Me So Much Anxiety. After Having Done This Whole Slew Of Press For 'big Love,' Now I'll Have Anxiety Dreams For Like A Week And A Half About All The Stupid Things I Said.