I Think My First Bikini, I Was

Things Were Different When I Was Single Though, And I'd Go Out All The Time And Dudes Would Do Their Thing. I Don't Really Go Out Much Now Though.

What's Funny Is My Husband Doesn't Have Any Tattoos At All, So He Must Be The Very Conservative One.

I Know What's Like To Be Young And Have Atrocious Spelling, Spelling Words All Backwards, Mixing Up Numbers, Addresses. And Things Like That.

You Know What, We're Very Skinny In Our Family.

I Think My First Bikini, I Was Four And It Was Polka Dotted And I Had A Big Belly And I Looked Dashing.