I Think My First Bikini, I Was

Things Were Different When I Was Single Though, And I'd Go Out All The Time And Dudes Would Do Their Thing. I Don't Really Go Out Much Now Though.

It's Good To Always Do Some Sort Of Exercise.

Like When I Had Long Hair, You Kind Of Got Male Attention From Everything. But When You Had Short Hair, It Was A Different Kind Of Man That Was Attracted To You Or I Found Coming Up.

I Know What's Like To Be Young And Have Atrocious Spelling, Spelling Words All Backwards, Mixing Up Numbers, Addresses. And Things Like That.

Everyone Checks Out My Mom. My Mom's Hot.