I Think Most Other Comics Are Like,

When I Was A Young Comic In New York And I Wasn't Getting Any Work, I Was Wandering Around The Lower East Side With My Notebook. I Would Stop At The Guitar Place On St. Mark's And Talk To That Dude For A While, Then I'd Go To The Bookstore And Talk To That Dude For A Little While. I Had A Guy Over At The Record Store, And I'd Talk To Him For A While. It Kept Me Connected To Life.

You Hope To See An Arc Of Growth In Your Ability To Become A Character On Television.

If You Can't Afford The Good Food Or If You Can't Afford Health Care Or If You Don't Have A Job Or If Your Car Is Dangerous Because You Can't Get It Fixed And You Die, You Just Lost The Game-bzzzzz-thanks For Playing Extreme Capitalism.

I'm A Guy That After Having Experience In Radio And Stuff, If I Can Trust The People I'm Working With, I Get A Real Thrill With Working With Other People Who Are Good At What They Do.

We Need The Children Of Indonesia And The Philippines To Manufacture Our Freedom Of Choice.