I Think It's Interesting That Cologne Rhymes

When I Dropped Out [from A Law School], Everybody Was Disappointed... But I Found That Disappointing People Is A Good Thing, Because Disapproval Is Freedom. Before That, I Never Realized How Much I Sought Other People's Approval. Once I Figured That Out, I Was Free To Move On And Seek The Approval Of Other People, In Comedy Clubs And Showbiz Meetings.

If You Want To Dry Hump Someone You Don't Know, Just Act Like They Were Choking.

I Went Whale Watching Once. It Was Very Similar To Watching People On A Boat Become Disappointed.

One Of The Most Difficult And Ironic Murder Weapons Is The Life Jacket.

Drunken Behavior Will Not Be Tolerated, Except By Those Who Are Being Hilarious.