I Think It's Interesting That Cologne Rhymes

I'm A Body Builder, But I Don't Use Weights. I Use Snacks. It's Kind Of A Different Building Process.

I Would Like To Have Windshield Wipers That Do The Whole Windshield, Please.

I Live In New York And There Are A Lot Of Famous... Pizzerias In My Neighborhood, It's Really Hard To Find One That Isn't Famous. Which Sucks Sometimes, You Know What I Mean, Sometimes I Don't Want All That Glitz And Glamour, I Just Want Something Delicious, You Know? I Don't Need A Celebrity In My Mouth, Ray's Up And Coming Pizza Would Be Fine.

Automatic Paper Towel Dispensers Are A Solution To Something That Was Never A Problem In The First Place.

Villains Fear Me Because I Am Unpredictable And Broccoli. See What I Mean?