I Think It's Interesting That Cologne Rhymes

Artistically, I Find Jokes Really Satisfying Aesthetically, Because There's Something Great About Getting An Idea Down To A Sentence Or Two.

Timing Is Everything. That's A Cliche. Now. If I'd Said That A Long Time Ago, I'd Have Been Original.

My Credit Card Company Says I Have An Outstanding Balance. I'm Flattered.

Bowling Would Be More Interesting If It Were Slightly Uphill.

Turtles Are Greater Than Baby Nephews, Because It's Ok To Drop A Turtle.