I Think It's Interesting That Cologne Rhymes

Popcorn Is One Of The Only Situations In Which You Eat The Result Of An Explosion.

Right Now Someone Out There Is Struggling And Starting To Panic Because They Can't Get Out Of A Tempurpedic Bed.

I Like To Stand Near Atm Machines, And When Somebody Types In Their Pin Number, I Go, 'got It!' And Then I Run Away.

If You Stretched The Average Person's Intestines Out From End To End, It Would Make Them Scream A Lot.

If You Remove A Treehouse From A Tree, Than It's Just A Shitty House. Sometimes When I'm In A Shitty House, I Like To Imagine That It's In A Tree, Than It's Like Woah, This House Is Amazing.