I Think It's Always Funny When You

As Soon As I See Period Costume, I Turn Off. It's Like Hearing Drama On Radio 4.

What Tends To Happen In Most Movies Is That Strip Clubs Are Used As A Short Hand For Unsympathetic, Sleazy People. And That's Just A Lazy Cliché.

I Don't Apologize For My Behavior Anymore. Whatever I Do Or Don't Do Shouldn't Matter. Moral Certainty Is Dangerous. Moral Certainty Is What Makes People Go To War Unnecessarily And Illegally. Morality, As Any Halfway Intelligent Human Being Would Tell You, Is A Very Subjective Thing.

The British Often Shy Away From Any Cinematic Interpretation Of Real Sex. They Sometimes Have What I Call "subtle Sex," Which Is Really Introspective And Has Soft Music In The Background. Either That Or It's Played For Comedy. The British Are Kind Of Hung Up About Sex. They Find It Kind Of Titillating And They Make Jokes About It Because They're Nervous.

I Find Impressionists Slightly Annoying, Really.