I Think In A Play It's Wise

I'm Not Gay, But I'm Still The Kind Of Guy Where, Even Though You Have No Chance, They Still Want To Hang Around Me So You Can Get A Good Mental Image And Jerk Off To Me Later.

I Love Queers As Much As The Next Guy, I Just Don't Think I Should Have To Sit Beside Them On Public Transport.

I'm Not The Kind Of Person Who Digs Through Things Other People Have Thrown Away.

I Was Originally Set To Star In 'the Bourne Identity,' But I Found It Too Difficult To Even Pretend To Forget Who I Was.

I Mean, So What If It's A Little Dangerous? A One-armed Kid Is Comedy Gold.