I Think I'm Going To Have To

There Are No Dumb Male Questions. There Are Dumb Males, But Not Dumb Male Questions.

We've Been Taught, "deny Yourself Pleasure." But Moderation Is Harder Because It Requires Really Committing To Balance. When I Tell My Trainer I Had A Glass Of Wine, He'll Say, "liquid Bread!" And I'm Like, "ugh, But It Was A Nice One." It's A Matter Of Checks And Balances. And I Finally Found Out How To Set Myself Up To Succeed. But I Still Need To Commit To It. And Everything Gets Exponentially Harder The Older You Are. Fifty Is A Terrifying Number For Some People.

Honesty Is The Quality I Value Most In A Friend. Not Bluntness, But Honesty With Compassion.

What Does Good In Bed Mean To Me? When I'm Sick And I Stay Home From School Propped Up With Lots Of Pillows Watching Tv And My Mom Brings Me Soup - That's Good In Bed.

I Think I'm Going To Have To Live Vicariously Through My Daughter's Rebellion Because I Certainly Never Did Go Through Adolescence.