I Think I Would Have A Better

Have You Noticed How Most Directors Are Either Bald Or Grey-haired?

When I Was Eight Years Old I Went To Visit My Brother Who Was Working On A Movie Of The Week With My Mother And I Saw How Much Fun He Was Having And I Decided I Wanted To Try It Too.

And I Found I Didn't Like Myself At The End Of The Day Because I Didn't Care For The Guy I Was Playing. I Learned A Little Bit About Acting In That.

Well, I Never Got To Meet Jack Nicholson.

Guns Are Evil! And Very Little Good Comes From The Availability Of A Bullet Designed To Kill Human Beings!