I Think I Should Get The Nobel

If You Tell A Child "don't Touch Yourself There," They Will Deal With Some Kind Of Sexual Problem From Then On, To One Degree Or Other.

We Are At War With Men, And Most Women Don't Even Know It.

Art Is All About Becoming A Name, A Brand; It Isn't Based On Talent Or Creativity.

Although My Dad Was A Talented Calligrapher And Both Of My Younger Brothers Were Successful, I Was The First One In My Family To Graduate From High School.

When I Found Out After That First Successful Exhibition That The Gallery Wanted Me To Do Another Show Like The First One, I Come Out Two Years Later With Four 6-foot Drawings Of Classical Nudes Masturbating. The Gallery Director Flipped The Freak Out!