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I Think I Grew Up With The Idea That God Was A Punishing Being, Constructed Around Rules.
-Jim Gaffigan
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I Think I Grew Up With The
Jim Gaffigan
I Think I Grew Up With The Idea That God Was A Punishing Being, Constructed Around Rules.
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