I Know Every Skynyrd And About All

I Just Wasn't Raised A Granola Eating, Peace Love Hippie Type Person. I'm From Michigan And Was Raised In And Around Detroit Where It Is Kind Of You Get Respect And You Give Respect. That Is How I Feel.

Chris Rock Is A Good Friend Of Mine, And He Is Hysterical.

I Love Women And I Love The Women I Have Been With. I Always Try To Be Kind And Cautious And Treat People Nice.

One Thing That Will Make You Quit Smoking Is Sitting Across From Keith Richards All Night. I Don't Mind Being Ugly, But I Sure Don't Want To Look Like That.

Beyonce, To Me, Doesn't Have A F--king 'purple Rain', But She's The Biggest Thing On Earth. How Can You Be That Big Without At Least One 'sweet Home Alabama' Or 'old Time Rock & Roll'? People Are Like, 'beyonce's Hot. Got A Nice F--king Ass.' I'm Like, 'cool, I Like Skinny White Chicks With Big T--s.' Doesn't Really F--king Do Much For Me.