I Think Hell's A Real Place Where

Dan Moldea, The Lead Investigator For Larry Flynt's Ongoing Quest To Uncover Sexual Indiscretions Of Republican Congressional Members, Has Now Admitted He Was Hired By The Law Firm Defending President Clinton.

I Believe That Global Warming Is A Myth. And So, Therefore, I Have No Conscience Problems At All And I'm Going To Buy A Suburban Next Time.

It Is God's Planet - And He's Taking Care Of It. And I Don't Believe That Anything We Do Will Raise Or Lower The Temperature One Point.

Christians, Like Slaves And Soldiers, Ask No Questions.

And, These Islamic Fundamentalists, These Radical Terrorists, These Middle Eastern Monsters Are Committed To Destroying The Jewish Nation, Driving Her Into The Mediterranean, Conquering The World.