I Think Going From Laughing To Crying

The Pressure Of 'what Are You Going To Do?' Makes Everyone Feel Like They Haven't Done Anything Yet.

I Hate Halloween. I Hate Dressing Up. I Hate - I Wear Wigs, Makeup, Costumes Every Day. Halloween Is Like, My Least Favorite Holiday.

Anger And Embarrassment Are Often Neighbors.

Our Ego Is A Monster That Loves To Sit At The Head Of The Table, And I Have Learned That My Ego Is Just As Rude And Loud And Hungry As Everyone Else's. It Doesn't Matter How Much You Get; You Are Left Wanting More.

Please Don't Drive Drunk, Okay? Seriously... But By All Means, Walk Drunk. That Looks Hilarious. Everyone Loves To Watch Someone Act Like They Are Trying To Make It To Safety During A Hurricane.