I Think Getting Married Was A Mistake

My Best Pick-up Line Is "my Name Is Hugh Hefner."

For Some People, There Is No Succession Plan. They Just Leave, And There's No Getting Over It.

It's Hard To Really Compare New Love And Old Love.

Power Has Not Corrupted Me. I Have Not Become Jaded. I Wake Up Every Day Well Aware Of My Good Fortune, Loving The Work I Do, Loving My Life, Realizing That Life Is A Crapshoot And I'm On A Roll Second To None.

Historically The Puritans Left England To Escape Religious Persecution, And They Promptly Turned Around And Started Persecuting The People They Didn't Agree With - The Scarlet Letter A, And The Stocks And The Dunking Board Came From That. That Puritanism Is Still There.