Life Is Too Short To Be Living

Did You Know That I Almost Called The Magazine Stag Party And The Symbol Was Originally Going To Be A Stag? I Changed My Mind Just Before We Went To Press, Thank God. Somehow, It Wouldn't Have Been The Same. Can You Imagine A Chain Of Key Clubs Staffed By Beautiful Girls Wearing Antlers?

I Got Married Before I Found Myself. People Should Find Themselves Before They Get Married.

I Was Raised In A Truly Typical Midwestern Home With A Lot Of Repression. My Life, And The Creation Of Playboy, Were A Response To That Repression.

We're Separated By Our Myths.

Power Has Not Corrupted Me. I Have Not Become Jaded. I Wake Up Every Day Well Aware Of My Good Fortune, Loving The Work I Do, Loving My Life, Realizing That Life Is A Crapshoot And I'm On A Roll Second To None.