I Think Everybody Should Get Rich And

I Love Acting. I Love Play-acting. I Love Pretending. I Love Telling Stories So Whether They Be Comedic Or Serious Or Whatever, It Doesn't Really Matter To Me. I Enjoy Telling A Good Story. I Have It All In Me.

Those Times In Life When You're Terrified Are The Mastery Times.

If I Had Never Ventured Beyond Being A Stand-up Comic, Then I Would Be Sitting In My House Today Working On My Leonardo Dicaprio Impression.

I Just Wanna Hang Out. No Big Deal!

I Hope I'll Never Be Is Drunk With My Own Power.