I Think Comparisons Are Odious.

The Road To Easy Street Goes Through The Sewer.

Nothing Jazzes Me Up Like Football. I've Acquired More Passion Of The Years, Not Less. Not To Love It Wouldn't Make Sense.

The Best Feeling Is Watching A Real Football Game, Because The Games They Show In The Movies Aren't Real.

Self-praise Is For Losers. Be A Winner. Stand For Something. Always Have Class, And Be Humble.

You Can't Win A Game If You Don't Score Any Points.