I Think Clapton Is Brilliant. He's The

I Have Selective Hearing.

Practice. I Used To Sit On The Edge Of My Bed With A Six-pack Of Tuborg. My Brother Would Go Out To Party And Get Laid, Come Home At 3am., And I Would Still Be Playing With Myself.

Obviously You Have To Have Rhythm. If You Have Rhythm, Then You Can Play Anything You Need. If You Have Rhythm And You Love Music, Then Play And Play And Play Until You Get To Where You Want To Get. If You Can Pay The Rent, Great. If You Can't, Then You'd Better Be Having Fun.

David Lee Roth Had The Idea That If You Covered A Successful Song, You Were Half Way Home. C'mon - Van Halen Doing 'dancing In The Streets'? It Was Stupid. I Started Feeling Like I Would Rather Bomb Playing My Own Songs Than Be Successful Playing Someone Else's Music.

If You Want To Be A Rock Star Or Just Be Famous, Then Run Down The Street Naked, You'll Make The News Or Something. But If You Want Music To Be Your Livelihood, Then Play, Play, Play And Play! And Eventually You'll Get To Where You Want To Be.