I Have Selective Hearing.

Rock & Roll Is Feeling, And After You Know Most Of The Basics ... Chords, Rhythm, Scales And Bends ... Getting That Feeling Is Just About The Most Important Aspect Of Playing Guitar

Everything Comes To Me While I'm Sitting On The Pot.

I Applied To Uncyclopedia Bassists, And Was Accepted!!

I Can't Read Music. Instead, I'd Do Stuff Inside The Piano, Do Harmonics And All Kinds Of Crazy Things. They Used To Put Me In These Annual Piano Contests Down At Long Beach City College, And Two Years In A Row, I Won First Prize - Out Of Like 5,000 Kids!

I Have Pictures Of Me Sitting In The Racquetball Court In My Pajamas With An Acoustic Guitar, And Wolfgang Is Probably Just Two-and-a-half-feet Tall. I'll Never Forget The Day I Saw His Foot Tapping Along In Beat! I Knew Then, I Couldn't Wait For The Day I'd Be Able To Make Music With My Son. I Don't Know What More I Could Ask For.