I Think Anybody Who Is Racist Is

When You Get Arrested It's In Big Letters. When You Get Acquitted It's In Small Letters.

I Don't Worry About Playing Basketball; That Comes Natural. I Just Want To Have Fun. David Robinson, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan: This Is Like Spring Break In The Ghetto.

My Family Got All Over Me Because They Said Bush Is Only For The Rich People. Then I Reminded Them, 'hey, I'm Rich'.

I Remember Sitting Down With The Rockets And Saying, 'yeah. I'm Going To Retire.' They Said, 'well, We'll Give You $9 Million.' And I Said, 'you Got A Pen On You?'

There's Nobody You'd Rather Beat Than Your Good Friend.