I Think Anybody Who Is Racist Is

Sometimes That Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is A Train.

I'm Serious. I've Got To Get People To Realize That The Government Is Full Of It. Republicans And Democrats Want To Argue Over Stuff That's Not Important, Like Gay Marriage Or The War In Iraq Or Illegal Immigration... When I Run - If I Run - We're Going To Talk About Real Issues Like Improving Our Schools, Cleaning Up Our Neighborhoods Of Drugs And Crime And Making Alabama A Better Place For All People.

I'm Just What America Needs: Another Unemployed Black Man. (on His Retirement From Basketball)

I Know I'm Never As Good Or Bad As One Single Performance. I've Never Believed In My Critics Or My Worshippers, And I've Always Been Able To Leave The Game At The Arena.

I Just Thank God For Dennis [rodman], Cause He Makes Me Look Like A Saint.