I Think Anybody Who Is Racist Is

Every Time I Think About Changing A Diaper, I Run A Little Bit Harder And A Little Bit Faster To Make Sure I Can Afford A Nanny Until My Daughter's Old Enough To Take Care Of That Herself.

I Was Asked For Years About Being A Republican, Probably Because Most Black People Are Democrats. My Mother Heard It Once And Called Me And Said 'charles, Republicans Are For The Rich People.' And I Said, 'mom, I'm Rich.'

You Can't Start A Diet In The Middle Of The Week, That's Just Stupid.

They Don't Let Many Black People In The Governor's Mansion In Alabama, Unless They're Cleaning.

Look, I'm In The Top 20 Of Players Who Ever Lived.