I Thank You For Not Snoring.

The Most Repulsive Thing You Could Ever Imagine Is The Inside Of A Camel's Mouth. That And Watching A Girl Eat Octopus Or Squid.

Horror And Moral Terror Are Your Friends.

Most Of The Successful People In Hollywood Are Failures As Human Beings.

If There's Anything Unsettling To The Stomach, It's Watching Actors On Television Talk About Their Personal Lives.

I Have Decided To Tell The Story Of My Life As Best I Can, So That My Children Can Separate The Truth From The Myths That Others Have Created About Me, As Myths Are Created About Everyone Swept Up In The Turbulent And Distorting Maelstrom Of Celebrity In Our Culture.