I Tell People, 'if You Want To

Civil Rights: What Black Folks Are Given In The U.s. On The Installment Plan, As In Civil-rights Bills. Not To Be Confused With Human Rights, Which Are The Dignity, Stature, Humanity, Respect, And Freedom Belonging To All People By Right Of Their Birth.

I'm Not A Comic. I'm A Humorist.

My Belief Is, You Know, Certain Things Have To Be Explained That's Never Been Explained.

In The United States, The Constitution Is A Health Chart Left By The Founding Fathers Which Shows Whether Or Not The Body Politic Is In Good Health. If The National Body Is Found To Be In Poor Health, The Founding Fathers Also Left A Prescription For The Restoration Of Health Called The Declaration Of Independence.

The Only Good Thing About The Good Old Days Is They're Gone.