I Tell People, 'if You Want To

Love Is Very Dangerous If You Just Have Love And Don't Have The Ability To Be Lovable.

I Would Have Painted The White House Black. I Would Have!

America Has The Mightiest Military On The Planet, And They Didn't Get There With Entertainers.

When I Went South In The 1960s, I Knew I Could Die. If I Went Down There And Did What I Did Up In Chicago And Made All Of Those Hatin' White Folks Laugh, Then I Would Have Been Defeated.

The Funniest Jokes You Know Aren't From Comics But Relatives, Friends - From Your Life. That's The Funniest Stuff.