I Tell People, 'if You Want To

Coconut Milk Is The Only Thing On This Planet That Comes Identically To Mother's Milk.

There's A God Force Inside Of You That Gives You A Will To Live.

I Consider Myself Always A Humorist. And I Think Anybody Who Tells Jokes Or Makes People Laugh Is Humor.

I Am One Of The Funniest People On The Planet.

I Don't Know Why America Always Thinks She Has To Run All Around The World Forcing People To Take Our Way Of Governance At The Barrel Of A Gun. When You've Got Something Really Good, You Don't Have To Force It On People. They Will Steal It!