I Tell People All The Time That

Most Guys Who Don't Like Me Are Either Democrats Or Yankee Fans.

The Money I Saved During Baseball Was Probably All Gone. I'm Tapped Out.

I'm A Very Routine-oriented Guy.

More Often Than Not, What You Open, Unwrap And Install On Your Hard Drive Is Not What You Were Told You Were Getting.

I Played On Teams With 24 Guys Pulling The Rope One Way And One Guy Pulling The Other. I've Seen How Destructive It Can Be. I Tell Them, 'if 13 Of You Are Insanely Successful And One Fails, We All Lose.'