I Had A Laptop When They Weighed

I Wanted To Create A Multibillion Dollar Company That Lets Me Go Out And Let Us Go Out And Change The World And Create A Skin Cancer Awareness Center That Costs A Quarter A Billion Dollars.

I Was A Very Weird Amalgam Of Things As A Kid.

When You're Having A Bad Day At Work, A Lot Of Times It's Your Head. When You're Having Good Days, A Lot Of Times It's The Absence Of The Mind.

I've Been Called A Lot Of Things. But Never, And I Mean Never, Could Anyone Ever Make The Mistake Of Calling Me A Yankee Fan.

I've Been Playing Games For 30 Years, And I've Been A Hard-core Gamer.