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I'm Here To Tell You, Though, Ladies That The Term "gold Digger" Is One Of The Traps We Men Set To Keep You Off Our Money Trail; We Created That Term For You So That We Can Have All Our Money And Still Get Everything We Want From You Without You Asking For Or Expecting This Very Basic, Instincual Responsibility That Men All Over The World Are Obligated To Assume And Embrace. ... Know This: It Is Your Right To Expect That A Man Will Pay For Your Dinner, Your Movie Ticket, Your Club Entry Fee, Or Whatever Else He Has To Pay For In Exhange For Your Time.

The Only Way Woman Can Truly Be Completely Satisfied Is To Get Herself Four Different Men--an Old One, An Ugly One, A Mandingo, And A Gay Guy.

To Be No. 1 On The 'new York Times' Best-seller List, Well, That's Alarming. Having Been A Stand-up Comedian, I Think It's Surprising To A Lot Of People That I Had The Insight I Had.

It's A Woman's Right To Know A Man's Intentions Upfront. Because, Once You Get Emotionally Attached To A Man And You Sleep With Him, It's Too Late.

But Remember What Drives A Man; Real Men Do What They Have To Do To Make Sure Their People Are Taken Care Of, Clothed, Housed, And Reasonably Sastisfied, And If They're Doing Anything Less Than That, They're Not Men.