I Talk, Watch Tv, Spout Opinions, Schmooze,

When I Was A 21-year-old Intern At Cbs, I Was Told I Had Crossed Eyes And Shouldn't Try To Be On Air. That's When I Decided I Was Going To Be Behind The Scenes.

There Are Days Now Where I Think, "oh Man, That Would've Been A Great Entry," But I'm Putting The Pen Down Until I Clear My Head, Or Think Of Another Book Idea.

I Wanted To Tell A Dream-come-true Story About Going From A Closeted Gay Kid Who Loved Pop Culture To An Out Adult Man Making Pop Culture. I Went From Being Told When I Was 21 That I Should Never Go On Tv Because Of My Crossed Eyes To Winding Up Being A 'housewives' Whisperer And Talk-show Host.

I Love Getting Into Restaurants And Getting Free Stuff - That Part Of Fame I Definitely Enjoy!

I Ran Into Woody Allen Shooting A Movie On My Block. I Can't Believe This Is My Life!