I Talk Too Much. I Eat Too

I've Always Had A Reputation As A Buffoon.

People Over 100 Are The Fastest-growing Group In America. People Soon Will Be Working 'til 100 - Some Because They Have To - And Living 'til 125 Or Even 135. What Do I Know, I'm Just A Weatherman, But I've Made A Hobby Of Studying This, And It's Phenomenal.

August Depresses Me A Little. I Don't Even Feel Like Eating. And When I Don't Eat, That's A Sure Sign Of Stagnation.

There Are Plenty Of Good-looking Women Out There. Go Get Them.

No Libraries, No Progress.