I Take It To Be Axiomatic That

The Scots Are Very Hospitable; Almost As Hospitable As The Americans.

I Came First To America In 1977 At The Invitation Of A Man Who Wanted To Make My Life Story Into A Musical. But My Agent Said It Was Not To Be And It Was Never Done. So I Went Back, But I'd Seen New York, And I Wanted To Live There. Because Everybody Talks To You In The Street. See, Nobody Talks To You In England.

To My Disappointment I Now Realized That To Know All Is Not To Forgive All. It Is To Despise Everybody.

Why Get Married? For Human Beings, Marriage Is Such An Unnatural State. If You Want Monogamy, It Has Been Said, You Should Marry A Swan.

However Low A Man Sinks He Never Reaches The Level Of The Police.